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Complaining in a Shop and Returning Things

How to return a faulty item or a bad meal in English without either apologising your way out of it or causing a scene.

English complaining has a specific register: firm about the facts, mild about the person. Get that balance and you will usually get what you want.

The opening

Start by signalling that a complaint is coming. It gives the other person a moment to switch mode.

  • Excuse me, I've got a bit of a problem with this.
  • Sorry, but I think there's been a mistake.
  • I bought this yesterday and unfortunately it doesn't work.

Sorry here does not mean you did something wrong. It is a softener, and English speakers use it constantly when complaining.

Stating the problem

Describe the item, not the person.

It's faulty. / It doesn't work. / There's a hole in it.This isn't what I ordered.I've been charged twice.You sold me a broken thing. (accusing)

Saying what you want

A complaint without a request is just a mood. Name the outcome.

  • I'd like a refund, please.
  • Could I exchange it?
  • Could you replace it?
  • I'd like to speak to the manager, please.

Refund = money back. Exchange = different item. Replace = same item, new one.

In a restaurant

  • Excuse me, I ordered the chicken, not the fish.
  • This is cold, I'm afraid.
  • Could we have a different table? This one's a bit draughty.
  • I think there's a mistake on the bill.

Escalating politely

If the first answer is no:

  1. Is there anything you can do?
  2. Could I speak to someone else?
  3. What's your returns policy?
  4. I'd like to make a formal complaint.

The tone stays even the whole way. In English, escalation comes from specificity and persistence, not volume — raising your voice in a British shop typically loses you the argument.

What they may ask

  • Have you got the receipt?
  • Do you have the original packaging?
  • When did you buy it?
  • Was it like that when you bought it?

Test yourself

The quiz below is about phrasing and escalation.

Test yourself: Quiz: Complaints and Returns →